Author: Janet Jordan

AMEN I’m all of a tizz today.  It’s the same every year.  Tomorrow is the Annual Village Show and today

‘I still can’t hear you, 007’. M said irritably whilst massaging his throbbing temples with his thumbs.  ‘I think that

A  You can say what you like, but our Queen has proper dignity.  Even in an old mac and gumboots,

Goggle boxing, for George, d/line Thu 3 Dec. Zoom Tue 10th   (496  words) Hurry, it’s about to start.   Just a

‘Protactinium!’ ‘Yes, Always a zero point answer, like Timor l’Este and Burkina Faso’ ‘Oh God, she can’t name an element

I can’t stand that man! What man is that, Thora? That man, on the television!  I can’t abide him. But

“I’m here, Dawn, on the sofa with my knitting.  Quick or you’ll miss the start.” “Doing the best I can,

Oh, here you are…I’ve been waiting for you in the studio, it’s freezing… Sorry can’t paint today, I’m just… What’s

The Village Fete – a gentle observation of village life! She thought she’d planned for every eventuality.’ Tabitha Mountjoy’s whole life

Confident of having prepared for any eventuality, I drive to the DIY shop. My mission, to get  paint for the

 She thought she’d planned for every eventuality. Even the weather was on her side: long golden May days and warm

Spencer thought he’d planned for every eventuality. He’d slipped the diamond ring to the maître d’, and as they waited

The following is a work of fiction She thought that she had planned for every eventuality and, being a consummate

He thought he’d planned for every eventuality.  He’d spent the last six months burglar proofing his house, but despite keeping